We all know the type - the average white dick thinks he’s a gift to women, men, and nonbinary friends everywhere! These Itty Bitty Average White Lovers show people that you’re here for a fun time and perhaps a bit inappropriate! Each dick is around two inches long and just waiting for you! Choose your own adventure: necklace, pin, and/or keychain.


The penis necklaces fall typically around your boobs - where these tiny lovers feel riiiggghht at home.


The pin babes can be worn anytime of the day, when you need that little pep. They also make a great ugly sweater dickmas tree!


With a cock on your keys, you can let everyone know just how thirsty you are!


These tiny average white lovers can be smooth sailing or have gratuitous amounts of pubes, just let us know!


Please note - this item if for external use only!


A bag can be included for extra cost.