Dark Chocolate Lover is your new favorite treat - without the bitterness of a 70% dark chocolate bar. This dark lover is of average size, hard as can be, and hand crocheted. This big penis would love to adorn your shelves or be sent to your latest frenemy. Who wouldn’t be shocked by a dick in the mail - or as we like to call it Junk Male!

All our crocheted cocks are fully customizable - from the length to the filling to the colors to the gratuitous amounts of pubes! Please note - this item if for external use only!