We all know the type - the average white dick thinks he’s a gift to women, men, and nonbinary friends everywhere! This one is slightly larger than average size (don’t want to offend too much!), fully masted, and hand crocheted. This penis would love to adorn your shelves or be sent to your latest frenemy. Who wouldn’t be shocked by a dick in the mail - or as we like to call it Junk Male!


Average White Lover, like all our crocheted cocks are fully customizable - from the length to the filling to the colors to the gratuitous amounts of pubes! Please note - this item is for external use only!